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The Twelve Computer Bugs of Christmas

Posted at 12:36 pm Thu, 14 Dec 2006 by Patrick,  Trackback URL  |  Page RSS Feed
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For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     See if they can do it again.
   
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again.
   
For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Say they need a upgrade
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the eight bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Find a way around it
     say they need an upgrade
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Blame it on the hardware
     Find a way around it
     Say they need an upgrade
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can doe it again
   
For the tenth day of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Change the documentation
     Blame it on the hardware
     Find a way around it
     Say they need an upgrade
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Say it’s not supported
     Change the documentation
     Blame it on the hardware
     Find a way around it
     Say they need an upgrade
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again
   
For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
     Tell them it’s a feature
     Say it’s not supported
     Change the documentation
     Blame it on the hardware
     Find a way around it
     Say they need an upgrade
     Reinstall the software
     Ask for a dump
     Run with the debugger
     Try to reproduce it
     Ask them how they did it and
     See if they can do it again

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