Pages or blog posts tagged “Humour”:

  • 'Twas The Night Before Finals

    ‘Twas the night before finals, And all through the college, The students were praying For last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, But none touched their beds, While visions of essays Danced in their heads. Out in the taverns, A few were still drinking, And hoping that liquor would loosen up their thinking. …

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  • Land Of The Pea Sea

    Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams. So the Gateskeeper, who was said to be both micro and soft, fashioned a Dosfish, who was small and spry, and could swim the narrow sixteen-bit channel.…

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  • The Twelve Computer Bugs Of Christmas

    For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me See if they can do it again. For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again. For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me Try to reproduce it Ask them how they did it and See if they can do it again For the…

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  • God Used C++

    July 17 1994. Bowman Oddy Computer Cluster Here I am sitting in front of a Macintosh IIci. I am watching out just in case anyone witness me sitting in front of a Mac. I am an anti MAC but what the heck there’s no PC around. PC users will forgive me ... I hope. I met God the other day, he’s such a funny guy. He creates people for a living. I mean, who would do s…

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  • Alice In Unixland

    by Lincoln Spector, Texas Computer Currents, September 1989 Alice was reading the message on her monitor and beginning to suspect that everything was not as it should be. "Program too big to fit in memory," it read. "Curiouser and curiouser," she said, "All I did was load fourteen TSRs before starting my word processor.With four megabytes, I wish …

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  • Long Term Relationships With Males

    Contrary to what many women believe, it’s fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy. Of course this guy has to be a Labrador retriever. With human guys, it’s extremely difficult. This is because guys don’t really grasp what women mean by the term relationship. Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Ela…

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